apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Randomize
