If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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