dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
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i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
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I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
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