She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
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i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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