Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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