Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
