I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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