their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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