I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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