Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Dignity is for republicans.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Randomize