$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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