4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
i out mim tonsoeep
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