is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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