no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Swine flu is the new snow day.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I think my nap took me to another dimension
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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