walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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