so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
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Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I think I just shit out all my problems.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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