sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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