I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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