do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
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