Where did you get a picture of my penis
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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