Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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