The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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