Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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