So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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