brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
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He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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