OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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