Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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