If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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