I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Say something about gay babies.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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