I feel great
I just peed on a car
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
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You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
You ruined the universe
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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