he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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