Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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