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So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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