WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
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i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
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Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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