White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Operation Purity has been aborted
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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