I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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