dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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