Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
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This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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