You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
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my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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