tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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