drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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