it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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