Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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