sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Blood and glitter go together right?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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