my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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