My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
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Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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