girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
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apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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