There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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