So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Randomize
