I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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