Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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