if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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