I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Randomize
