North Korea, Best Korea!
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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