In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
she woke up with a sticky ear
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
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I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
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He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
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