Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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