i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
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