they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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